Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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