HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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