Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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