And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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