i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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