bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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