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(339): View more from Massachusetts

so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...

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(734): View more from Michigan

He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".

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(806): View more from Texas

It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus

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(386): View more from Florida

idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented

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(651): View more from Minnesota

so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.

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(330): View more from Ohio

be the chaos you wish to see in the world...

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text

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