I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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