So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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