Sponge bath it is.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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