When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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