While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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