: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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