Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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