i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
