We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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