Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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