so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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