She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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