People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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