I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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