wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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