Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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