I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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