can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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