But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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