awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i barfeds in our rink
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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