I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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