Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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