I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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