You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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