these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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