How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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