Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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