It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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