Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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