im drinking this country out of the recession.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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