But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
