Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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