We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We talked him into tasing himself.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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