I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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