I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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