im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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