Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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