it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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