chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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