Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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