Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
