this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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