physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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