Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
